"The Catapult Song" von Heinrich Palantin u.a. (Melodie "Jesus Loves the Little Children" von George F. Root) 

(die erste Strophe ist ziemlich frei,
da muss man selber puzzlen)

G
Flip, flip, flip, my Captain's flying,
D7      G               D
High up o'er the Norman camp,
       G
And he landed with a thump,
       C             G
And he crumpled in a lump,
         G                C           G
With his head between his legs upon a stump.