Eyes have seen; Mine

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level lord
He can stand alone against a screaming demon horde
He has 300 hit points and a +10 vorpal sword
As he goes marching on. (shouted in thick yobbish Thug voice) Welly!!!!!

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Glory, glory trash the party....(x3)
As they go marching on

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level priest
If you're evil and he turns you then you're instantly deceased
His wisdom's 27, it's been magically increased
As he goes marching on. (ward christian)

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level mage
His sells are so high level that their casting takes an age
He has a book of scrolls that's got a wish on every page
As he goes marching on. (spoken in crabby old mage voice) Drop Dead!

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I cannot see the glory of the umpteenth level thief
He can hide in shadows and then cause you lots of grief
His backstab multiplier is just way beyond belief
As he goes sneaking on. (whispered) Silently, naturally.

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the flower power monk
He has no use for armour, magic weapons or such junk
And he's immune to poison so he never ends up drunk
As he goes marching on. (bow in monkish manner) So!

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level bard
He's both thief and fighter and he thinks he's really hard
He plays the Hammond organ and the electric guitar
As he goes filking on. (swing) Two, three, four!

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