Gnomish Space Marines

In the sphere where I was born, lived the oldest gnome I've seen,
And he told us of his life in the Gnomish Space Marines.
So we 'jammed up to the sun in our fine well-built machine,
And we joined the stately ranks of the Gnomish Space Marines.

Chorus:
We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.
Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

Got our tinkers all aboard,
All the ones we could afford.
Our kazoo band likes to play...
(musical interlude)

We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.
Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

Giant hamsters move the wheels, and they drive our great machine.
They give us spaham for all our meals, and bite us only when they're mean.

We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.
Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

(reapeat chorus; note that in actual practice, gnomes constantly add new verses to this song, extending ist length ad infinitum)

Aus der 93er April Ausgabe des Dragon Magazin