Hark the Herald

Hark the herald Baldwin screams
Don't put blues on top of greens
Or and argent, that's all right
Metals and tinctures do not fight
Not a field of highland plaid
Keep it simple, please, my lads
Azure, vert, purpure and gules
Must follow all my herald's rules
Hark the herald Baldwin screams
Don't put blues on top of greens.
 
Hark the herald Baldwin yells
Don't use cars and oil wells,
Period, we beg you, please
Tygers we can draw with ease
Please don't ask for rubber bands,
We draw rampant, couchant too;
Dancing the Hustle, no can do.
Hark the herald Baldwin yells
Don't use cars and oil wells.