Enchanter; The

Well i've been an enchanter for many a year,
And i've sent all my money on small boys and beer,
But now i'm returning with spells in great store,
And i never will play the apprentice, no more.

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And its no, nay, never,
No, nay, never, no more,
Will i play the apprentice,
No, never, no more.

Well i went to a guild house i used to frequent,
And i told the guildmaster my wand it was bent,
I asked him to fix it, he answered me yes,
And just where he rammed it, i'll leave you to guess.

I went down to norham a-selling my wares,
But looking around i noticed thier stares,
I wondered whats with them, but realy who cares ?
But i was so out of fashion i was still wearing flares.

My story is over, all told it is true,
But one word fo wisdom i'll leave with you,
If you get apprenticed to magic say nay,
But please don't offend, or they'll blow you away.