Ring their Bells

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Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells, don't let them get away
We're brave and bold for fame and Gold, and make a lot today
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells, don't let them get away
We hack and slash and blast and trash, and blow these dudes away

Slashing through the Orks with a good twohanded blade
Over corps we go and through the gore we wade.
Mace on helmet sings making bodies fly
What fun to sing a slaying song and watch these suckers die!


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Crashing through the door onto the dragon's nose
Our mage wips out a cone of cold and out his fire goes
Elven bow strings sing making balrogs fall
And our thief find a secret door into the treasure hall.

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Then appears the lich with his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes we'd run into something hard
He begins to cast his 19th level spell
The damn lich throws a gate at us and drops us all to hell.

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We arrive in hell in front of satans throne
Our cleric waves us out the door and takes him on alone.
Now Satan's legion don't want to let us go
Our techno takes the bazooka out and nukes them till they glow.

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Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells, don't let them get away
We're brave and bold and crazed, we're told to think we'll live the day
Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells, don't let them get away
We hack and slash and blast and trash, and drag our loot away